Vinyl Collection

as I'm packing my things to move into my flat I felt this was a good time to take stock:

12":
Beastie Boys - Paul's Boutique
Black Flag - Damaged
Bon Iver - Blood Bank
Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago
Bruce Springsteen - Born in the U.S.A
Converge - You Fail Me
DOOM - Born Like This
Explosions in the Sky - Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell The Truth Shall Live Forever
Fleet Foxes - Fleet Foxes
Fucked Up - Hidden World
Fucked Up - The Chemistry of Common Life
Fucked Up - Year of the Rat
Fucked Up - Year of the Pig
Fugazi - The Argument
Godspeed You Black Emperor! - f# a# 00
Godspeed You Black Emperor! - Slow Riot for New Zero Kanada E.P.
Godspeed You Black Emperor! - Yanqui U.X.O
Grizzly Bear - Veckatimest
Meneguar - The In Hour
Meneguar - I Was Born at Night
Meneguar - Strangers in Our House (2007 European Tour Edition)
The National - Boxer
No Age - Nouns
Okkervil River - The Stage Names
Rolo Tomassi - Hysterics
Slint - Spiderland
Titus Andronicus - The Airing of Grievances
(27)

10"
Radiohead - Amnesiac

7"
Bon Iver - For Emma
Fleet Foxes - White Winter Hymnal
Fucked Up - Crooked Head/I Hate Summer
Fucked Up - Dance of Death
Fucked Up - Dangerous Fumes
Fucked Up - Litany
Fucked Up - No Epiphany
Fucked Up - Police
Fucked Up - Triumph of Life
Fucked Up - Year of the Pig (Japan Version)
Fucked Up - Year of the Pig (UK Edition)
Fucked Up - Year of the Pig (US Edition)
Fucked Up/Haymaker - Split
Hearts - Love Letters and Murder Weapons
Meneguar - Bury a Flower/Freshman Thoughts
(15)

Simpsons episodes

Simpson & Delilah (series 2)
Flaming Moes (s3)
Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk (s3)
Lisa the Greek (s3)
Homer at the Bat (s3)
Homer the Heretic (s4)
Bart vs. Australia (s6)
The PTA Disbands (s6)
Mother Simpson (s7)
The Day the Violence Died (s7)
Bart on the Road (s7)
Mountain of Madness (s8)
The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show (s8)
Homer's Phobia (s8)
Homer vs the 18th Amendment (s8)
The Trouble with Trillions (s9)
Lisa the Sceptic (s9)
Lost Our Lisa (s9)
Lard of the Dance (s10)
Viva Ned Flanders (s10)
E-I-E-I Annoyed Grunt (s11)
Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder (s11)
Grift of the Magi (s11)
Kill the Alligator and Run (s11)
Tennis the Menace (s12)
Hungry, Hungry Homer (s12)
The Sweetest Apu (s13)
A Star is Born-Again(s14)

the good years: 1994, 1999

1994:
Blue Album
Crooked Rain
Dookie
Yank Crime
Downward Spiral
Kites
Diary
Ill Communication

1999:
Slow Zero
The Fragile
The Opposite of December
Something to Write Home About
American Football LP
Clarity
Agaetis Bryjun
Slipknot
Calculating Infinity
We Are the Romans
Madonna

other amazing 2008 songs

Beck - Gamma Ray
Death Cab For Cutie - I Will Possess Your Heart
Earth - The Driver
Fuck Buttons - Sweet Love For Planet Earth
The Hold Steady - Constructive Summer
Hot Chip - Ready for the Floor
Lovvers - Human Hair
Rolo Tomassi - Nine
Meneguar - Some Other Life
Women - Black Rice

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2008 mixtape yo

here is mine: 15 of about 20 potential amazing songs from this year:

1.Fleet Foxes - Sun Giant
2.Fleet Foxes - Drops in the River
3.Frightened Rabbit - Fast Blood
4.British Sea Power - No Lucifer
5.Maps & Atlases - Witch
6.White Denim - Mess Your Hair Up
7.TV on the Radio - Golden Age
8.Estelle ft. Kanye West - American Boy
9.No Age - Eraser
10.Fucked Up - Crooked Head
11.Deerhunter - Nothing Ever Happened
12.Conor Oberst - Milk Thistle
13.Bon Iver - For Emma
14. No Age - Brain Burner
15.A Silver Mount Zion - blindblindblind

get it here.

i'll probably post the other songs I liked tomorrow

also:

Dear America,

I wish I was an American
because I'd have some pride
I wish I was an American
because I'd have some friends.

Dear America, please can I come stay for a while
My country is getting me down (things aren't working so well over here)
Sure our healthcare is great, and same for education,
But everyone is still very sad.
I see you on the teevee all the time and it excites me
at home all my politicians are dead
You're the land of opportunity, and I'd take full advantage.

I'd hang out with Sonic Youth in Brooklyn,
go take in some art.
Find some mid-west emo, and blues in the south
before going to L.A and
start a band and play at the smell.

In my country we have none of these
Everyone lies and copies each other
And then say the idea was theirs
People this this country is great but I ain't so sure,
maybe I'm missing something,
or maybe.

I wish I lived in America
because the people are nicer
and I know that doesn't mean they're always happy
but I could fit in.
I wish I lived in America,
I'd wear silver and blue
support the Dallas Cowboys
and not be sad anymore

ill do this properly soon but

So, 2008, interesting year you were. More about gigs and festivals than actual records compared to your peers (2007) but you did give us Bon Iver & Fleet Foxes, let alone allowing Fucked Up and TV on the Radio to release hype busting records, and a return to form for British Sea Power! The evidence of course was that, this list was much, much, much easier to compile than last year.

1.Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago















As is always the way with your favourite bands, I first listened to this record the same week that Bon Iver did his UK tour in September. Oh what a fool I had been to ignore his obvious charms earlier, or I could have another contender (I can only imagine, judging from youtube) for live show of the year. Regardless, the point is just as the weather started turning cold, I got listening to this record and, just wow. Every song on this is gold and it is the only record this year to do so. Then I bought it on vinyl and it became official: This is my favourite record of the year. The Long Player format concreted everything that is amazing about this record; a soulful, charming voice, beautiful production and atmosphere that literally sounds like a peaceful snow covered land, and quite simply, stunning songs. Expect this to top many people's lists.



2.Fleet Foxes - Fleet Foxes/Sun Giant EP















For most of the year however, I was sure it was this that would be top. This isn't to say it was far off Bon Iver; it is certainly a far more challenging record, but it was pipped to the post on approachability, of which Bon Iver's effort has by the bucket full. That isn't to say Fleet Foxes didn't rock the world when they exploded onto the scene, and its easy to see why. This is a fantastically upbeat and summery record (polar opposite to Bon Iver) which both reminds the listener of some of our best past treasures, as well as clearly pushing things forward. I actually in some cases prefer the Sun Giant EP (which is of the same recording session) because it has amazing stand out tracks and takes, a lot less energy to listen to. But really, their entire output this year matches up and is simply divine. I'll be interested to see how other people vote between Bon Iver and this.



3.Fucked Up - The Chemistry of Common Life/The Year of the Pig EP














The Other main battleground in my list other than the top 2 was, much like the premier league, number 3 and 4. In the end though, no matter how Objective I tried to be, Fucked Up had to be third. They just had to. They're my favourite band in the world right now and although this is by no means their best a record; still a very enjoyable and solid one that continues to push things, show an appreciation for Bands like Sonic Youth and My Bloody Valentine alongside Bloc Party and do things in very much their own way. Undeniably easier to get into than 'Hidden World' (i.e.; the songs are shorter) but no less challenging.



4.TV on the Radio - Dear Science














TV on the Radio are fucking great aren't they? I mean really, really great. There's something really pleasing about this band and everything they do, and this year, they beat the hype that surrounded them and released what I would say is, their best record yet. Some of even dared to compare it to 'OK Computer' in its opaque lyrics and context (a huge superpower of a country going through Change) but it does have some fantastic tunes and some really clever themes, both musically and lyrically running through it, and is, simply, a triumph.


5.British Sea Power - Do You Like Rock Music?














Shit, a British band made the top 5! Yeah, this year I am happy to announce the first of two really excellent British albums to make the list, and this was probably my first really good album of the year. Up until this Sea Power were relatively hidden from me, which perhaps was a help whereas for others was a hindrance. All I know is, this record has some of the best songs and dare I say it "anthems" of the year just through the combination of atmosphere and general feel-good factor.

6.Conor Oberst - Conor Oberst














I never really got Bright Eyes, i'm not gonna lie. But when I heard Conor here was playing an otherwise pretty shockingly bad Reading Festival line-up, I felt I could do much, much worse. Both I and a good friend of mine are happy to report then that this, was indeed a turning point. Conor simply stole the weekend up until that point with one of the most confident and heart-renderingly charming performances I had ever seen, as he and his newly collected 'Mystic River Valley Band' ripped through songs off this record. From there on, this album was a new love.

7.Maps & Atlases - You, Me & The Mountain


















I'm terrible with not following up bands from the past who made an impression on me. For some reason at first (I guess becuase it had been a while) I was not at all bothered that Maps & Atlases (who two years earlier caused a small revolution for me with their Trees, Houses, Swallows record) had a new EP out. I suppose then it is out of good fortune that they were one of the first bands I got to see after re-locating to Glasgow for University, because they reminded me quite harsly that I would be an idiot to let this one go. Simply put, this was just as charming and an even more mature take on their already fantastic niche sound that they had already laid out for themselves, and this cemented their place as a band to take seriously.

8.No Age - Nouns














No Age were a bit of a slow burner for me. At first I was worried about all the hype, then systematically didn't get the hype, then did. A lot of credit has been paid for their work to reinstitate a music scene in their native Los Angeles and I think any situation where a band tirelessly work to get people interested in music again is definitely due its credit. I had pretty much always had the song 'Eraser' on the go but couldn't see much past it, but when it finally did click, it became somewhat of my album of the summer, and a great effort it was too.

9.Rolo Tomassi - Hysterics














Another band who deserves a lot of credit for triumph over adversity is this lot. Tomassi have had to deal with hecklers, their own reputation and worst of all the british music media, but have come out of it looking more mature and ready than ever, armed with this fantastic record where the once tongue-in-cheek game boy sampling band became a very real, very dark prospect.

10.Earth - The Bees Made Honey in the Lion's Skull














And Finally, an Earth record. Nearing their twentieth year as a band (or at least, as Dylan Carson under this name) it would be an understatement to say this band have been through a lot. And yet, just from their simple brand of droney, minimalistic music they are still churning out fantastic records each coming from different reference points. In this one's case, its country and gospel music, and it is both fucking heavy as it is eerie and, strangely peaceful. When this record came out, spring was just starting and the sun was starting to get longer, this album it seemed was a perfect accompaniment to watch the world waste away.

best family guy episodes - short list

1.He's too sexy for his fat
2.To Love and Die in Dixie
3.Petarded
4.Barely Legal
5.Death has a Shadow
6.Love Thy Trophy
7.The Thin White Line
8.Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
9.Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?
10.Mind over Murder
11.Road to Rhode Island
12.Patriot Games
13.Mother Tucker
14.The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
15.Blue Harvest

and again

all the time I feel like I'm distracting myself
from the great beyond
like i'm playing up to the fact
that i'll live forever

I'm still scared about everything,
I still don't want to lose
everyone I care about
I guess I still don't see the point.

the question is will I ever be prepared?
Will I ever be ready to accept
what I cannot possibly deny
will it ever stop hurting?

My Home; An Open Letter

I wrote this at work a couple weeks ago; I had enough of British people and particularly at my home so I started to write. This of course aroused the interest of most of my colleagues as if they'd never seen a person writing before. I kinda feel it sounds like the opening to a novel (I feel my influences for this are Dickens' "The Key Note" and Orwell's "1984") but there is no story to accompany it; there probably never will be. SO, this now, I feel, is an open letter to the place I spent my first 20 years (just about) of existence living, just as I'm leaving to go to Uni in Glasgow (another reason why I ended up typing this up here; I wanted proof that I had done it.) I never name the place in question, but I feel its probably pretty obvious.

By the way, for my next project I want to look at the entire subject of "Middle England" and the "Midlands" and its loss of identity.







There is a town to the east that is well known. It is known as a place near our capital. It is considered by many as a novelty; a cheap 'n' cheerful holiday destination. It's understandable to see why; it is remote and unspoilt. There are no major roads imposing themselves, and it is a country of which there are fields stretching for miles in the West, woodland that is stunning in the Winter to the South, a whole system of rivers and canals and broads in the East and, if you go to the North, there are beaches, some of stone and some of sand.
Its easy to forget, as an outsider, that people and work here as well; and not just in tourism. It is, like the South-West peninsula or the far North, similar to those countries on the Mediterranean that people filter, spoil, and eventually, change.
But what of the people? What do these people think and feel given they've chosen a life of isolated calm; like a hermit on a deserted island.
Well, they're often looked down upon by the big cities: as I said before, they are considered, a novelty. The Unfortunate thing is, these people very rarely have an argument to respond with, not a leg to stand on, and the problem I face as a resident of this place is, what am I supposed to feel? Pride? Shame? Both?
Of course, I'm not the first young person on Earth to feel detached and alienated by their home. The Trouble, I suppose, is that the problem still exists. But maybe, it's not a problem. I read something the other day that asked the question; "Why do the best artists (be it in art, music, or any other expressive mediums) come from shitty small towns?". I may be wrong, but it seems to me that the answer is pretty simple. When you've grown up feeling dissatisfied with the surroundings you're supposed to be happy in, it means you begin questioning "Why?" at an early age. It is people like this I sympathise with the most. Yeah, in the big cities, the people who were dissatisfied with their homes go to 'find themselves' and each other. If you come from a big city and can afford the luxuries that constantly brings, you instantly get used to it and see it as a standard of living. This is why they look down upon those who are not, and they are better because they are. But that doesn't make it O.K. This, is what has replaced Classism. On the flipside, those who have accepted a life of mediocrity are often scared or intimidated by those who haven't. This is a major baseline of thinking in the U.K.
In the towns, particuarly the remote ones, people think their choice is the right one (just like those in the big cities) as there is no obvious threat or even at times cultural differences/diversity which leaves people unchallenged and obsessed with themselves and bitter over trivial matters.
Pretty much everyone at home is middle class. There are groups who are worse off and there are groups who are better, but everyone is fundamentally the same (and aspire to be at least one lever higher despite it never actually coming). As well as this, everyone is of average appearance; the rich people are also the pretty people, the poor people are also the ugly, but as the majority are in the middle, they are physically too. This adds to the mediocrity.
The attitudes are pretty consistent too. In some of the outer reaches of the town, into the countryside it was not uncommon for people in this region to be compared to those in the deep south of America. Not many are actually racist or homophobic or sexist (although some are all of those things) but there are some stunningly ignorant views passed down from generation to generation. The extremities of these views tend to vary depending on what part of the country you are in, but they exist. Again, this mostly goes unchallenged because, like most of the country, it is white with the exception of that, here, it is a literal white-wash blanket. The small minority of afro, chinese, indian, pakistani and persians (mostly turkish) there are live an equally quiet life and joing the system in place, reletively unharmed: This is ignorance, not racism.
The town is of no particular religious or political persuasion either; this is the amazing extent of apathy in this place. there are many chruches; one for every sunday in the year, but people go less and less. Before World War II this part of the country was predominately protistent, christian. But, like many parts of the country, the acts of war and new technology took people away from religion, leaving only the older generation and anyone else to be ostracised for their beliefs and upbringing. The trouble though is that there hasn't been a definable consensus since; a lot of the people have ignorant ideas of what people with faith means, but haven't much to answer for themselves.
Politically, there is no clear winner either. Of the small amount who do vote, each party have an equal say. You could argue that this is a clever political statement by these as it shows that. really, every political party is exactly the same and are untrustworthy. But really, they just don't care. The rich vote blue, the workers vote red, the fair weathered vote yellow and, strangely, a bunch of self-imposed "Eco-warriors" vote green. Even more worryingly is that they are in joint power over the country, which says a lot about a place if a nonsensical, unrealistic political party is in power.

Untitled

I can feel the youth fleeting
from my lungs and from my eyes
I can feel all the pressure of everything
I've ever done.
I can feel the age settling in and
when you're not around I can't help
but let it scare me.

So when all is said and done and
all those people I cared about
have gone and its just you and me left
I hope you'll hold my hand
cuz I don't feel I'm strong enough.

I hate this house when I'm alone,
all the laughter and air is gone.
It's just me and my head
and we're pretending everything O.K.
But really its an argument.

Do I expect to much of you to care?
Is it harsh when I'm disappointed?
What if every choice I make means nothing,
what if everything I've said will lead nowhere.

Four years is a long, long time when
you're in a dark place.
I guess this means I miss you
and everyone.

And the creeping emptiness that tries
to eat me whole.
I have to push it away with lies when
I don't know the answer.

One day I'll be regarded a poet,
I hope I can keep it together until then.

Family Guy's best episodes

Is it me or do they seem to come in clusters?

in Season one, the first, second and fourth episodes (Death has a Shadow, I never met the Dead Man & Mind Over Murder, respectively) are all amazing works.

and then there's the end of season 2 which has some total jems:
Fifteen Minutes of Shame
Road to Rhode Island
Let's go to the Hop
Dammit Janet!
There's Something about Paulie
He's too Sexy for his fat
E. Peterbus Unum
The Story on Page One
Wasted Talent

Season 3 is less consistent but still follows the same rule in that, the first three episodes (The Brian leaves episodes and Mr. Griffin goes to Washington) are all brilliant pieces and then towards the end theres another trio;

To Love and Die Dixie
Screwed the Pooch
and
Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?

This said, series 4 and 5 are nearly all really excellent episodes and show a family guy that although more gag based was also a lot more sure of what it wanted to; and took advantage of that brilliantly.

Honestly, I was a little disappointed by Season 6, none of the episodes or gags were really that special.

Reading Festival 2008: Friday - "Band Implosions, returns and dissapointments"

So after arriving on the wednesday night and having a full day of hang on thursday, it was pretty good to see some actual bands play by the time of friday; despite probably being the weakest of the three.

It was with great sadness but also some pride to see the final blow to Be Your Own PET on the Friday. We already knew that it was all over for them after these shows and what emerged was a sarcastic and bitter band whom were clearly frustrated and hence the break up. It was a messy set and they didn't really seem to care but when you're a punk band at times that can be brilliant; 'Bicycle', 'Damn Damn Leash', ' Bunk Skunk Trunk'. Really it was quite sad to see them go out like this, I only hope their real final show in London (and liverpool last night) is better. For me though, all it proved was that people never got what was once one of our most hyped and loved band of nashville teenagers.

Biffy played 'Puzzle', and MGMT and Vampire Weekend I gave a wide birth after seeing their pleasing but crowded sets at T in the Park a month earlier so it was upto Queens of the Stone Age to save the day and, to the wonderful sunburnt sky, did with aplomb. A fantastically varied and interesting set which saw at least one song from every album and the abilty to just rock out. Josh Homme still has one of the best voives in the business; and he proved that with a wonderfully stripped down version of 'Go With the Flow' as an opener. What followed was a huge sound (if you were standing in one of the few bits of field where it sounded good) and some excellent jams including 'Millionaire', 'A Song for the Dead' and a 'Regular John/Sick Sick Sick' medley. awesome.

I wish I could say the same for Rage. This was my second attempt at seeing the band that changed a lot for me years ago and still I just couldn't get into it. I couldn't quite put my finger on it, I mean, there wasn't really anything wrong with the set as such as it was still tight and very loud, but for me there was something very flat about it. I guess I didn't believe in the passion they were trying to put across - the show felt kinda forced to me, let alone the bizarre entrance which just seemed like bad taste to me. That and they pretty much only played songs from the self titled album and 'The Battle of LA' - the two albums I consider to be the worst and most overplayed and overhyped - and thus barring a pretty good version of 'Ashes in the Fall' it just didn;t do anything for me. In the end I gave up and saw the end of Less than Jake who were pretty excellent; 'Gainsville Rock City' probably being a festival highlight.

Number of known Nirvana covers: 1; Pennywise - Territorial Pissings
Number of Johnny Marr sightings: none.
Hours awake: 21.

2008

British Sea Power - Do You Like Rock Music?
Vampire Weekend - Vampire Weekend
Meneguar - The In Hour
Fleet Foxes - Fleet Foxes
Earth - The Bees Made Honey in the Lion's Skull
A Silver Mount Zion - Thirteen Moons 13 blues

upcoming:
Deftones - Eros
Mogwai - The Hawk is Howling
Deerhunter - Microcastle
Rolo Tomassi - Hysterics
Okkervil River - The Stand Ins
FUCKED UP - THE CHEMISTRY OF COMMON LIFE (released on my birthday)

albums

Calculating Infinity, Miss Machine, Hidden World, You Fail Me, No Heroes, f# a# oo, Yanqui U.X.O, Turn on the Bright Lights, Antics, Clarity, I Was Born at Night, Wonderful Rainbow, Madonna, Those Who Tell the Truth..., Amnesiac, Kid A, Spiderland, Boxer, Daydream Nation.

6 best songs and 1 instrumental

these are my favourite songs ever/now; (in no order)

1.Interpol - PDA
2.Meneguar - House of Cats
3.The National - All the Wine
4...And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead - Mark David Chapman
5.Wolf Parade - I'll Believe in Anything
6.Fucked Up - Crusades

and

1.Explosions in the Sky - The Moon is Down

fucked

doomed. we're all fucking doomed
sometimes its really hard to really see a point, to it all. I exist sure but i'm only going to stop, one day. and so is every fucking person I care about. How do you cope with it? what's the fucking point? Me and everyone who's good is only going to die anyway and then that's it. it's all over. So what really is the point? I know life's a gift but I just don't wanna go through the pain. Maybe its what I need if I'm ever gonna learn.
we all fucked.

its on again

death seems pretty optional 'til
its a heartache and a room getting smaller
and there's little else to grasp on
and everything hurts

but maybe its the only way you'll
be able to ever cope again
and grow and carry on living
(grow and carry on)

and I knew I wasn't over this
every night its the same I think
the same thoughts every night.
Those ones that scare me to death

and somehow its worse with you,
when I think about how one day
one of us we'll be gone and the
suffering will start again

I know i'm told that I worry way too much
and that this is the sad reality
but I still can't put it out of my mind
and I can't say how I'll feel when I
finally lose someone I love.
Until then I'll wait and believe that
death doesn't effect me;
as scary as that is.

T in the Park

So this weekend I went to the country's second biggest yet strangely under appreciated festival T in the Park in Balado, Kinross, Scotland. For those who don't know, it as a festival sits just in between Glastonbury and Reading/Leeds in line up choices, and to be fair the whole scale of the affair was quite something (choices of 3 or 4 big headliners on the Saturday and Sunday is pretty impressive with; Rage Against the Machine, Kaiser Chiefs, Ian Brown and Interpol one night and R.E.M, the Prodigy and Primal Scream the other).

Sadly the event has been slightly marred by the death of one 32 year old man of "illness" (we presume alcohol poisoning) and another who was brutally stabbed but seems to be making progress; our best wishes go out to him and his family. This is pretty sad because, despite the facade of getting into the festival grounds on Friday morning, this was one of the best organised and most pleasant festival experiences I've had (literally pissed all over Reading/Leeds for comfort and atmosphere and people not being wankers).

Anyway all this aside here was my experience of the festival and the awesome amount of diversity going on:

Friday: Not a lot happening on this half day, it took a couple hours to fight our way in and to top it off no one of interest in performing til 11 o'clock. Wondered around a bit, began weekend drinking, usual crack. Chemical Brothers kick proverbial ass with their set, and the Futureheads are also great but perhaps deserve a bigger crowd.

Saturday: Long wait til the festival really gets going, and my does it when it huts. But until 4pm we still have to wait for the first band of interest, Lightspeed Champion. Toilets are getting grim but I can't help wonder how good natured everyone is being about it all. Lightspeed put on a very good performance to kick off the festival for me (8/10) with a girl drummer who is both hot and ridiculously good at drums. WIN. Shame the same can't be said for Biffy Clyro whom have officially lost their way. One hoped a homecoming show would mean a greater choice of songs but they still opted for new songs and not only that, badly played new songs (3/10). The Hold Steady gets things moving again nicely though with their Tom Petty/Bruce Springsteen branded alt-rock, mostly by having a fantastic sound (7/10). MGMT unfortunately turns out to be one of the more annoying performances as the relatively small Pet Sounds tent is filled with radio 1 listening idiots for their one and only visit to that tent. The band themselves are OK but also kinda over zealous on the prog-rock and using back-tracks for the "hits" (5/10). So, everyone predictably empties out and thus missing one of the performances of the weekend in Band of Horses, whom have a fantastic sound and tight performance but one of the more endearing acts of the weekend (8/10). Call me biased but Fucked Up are the best band in the world right now. After convincing the rest of my group to go see them luckily they didn't let me down. In fact, this may have been their best yet for me and they ripped through 7 songs in 35 minutes with ear splitting volume and as usual a fantastically tight performance. The band aren't a bit disheartened by the mostly empty tent they play to (about 50 people at the most) and in fact use it to their advantage by playing in the little crowd that were there. awesome (10/10). After 15 minutes of Rage Against the Machine I gave up when they played a disgracefully slow version of 'Bombtrack' and left the old has-beens to it to see Interpol play probably one of their most intimate sets for quite sometime. I bumped into the drummer of Fucked Up on my way and freaked him out a little by remembering his name from a previous chat in Leeds a few months back; he was as charming as ever though. Interpol was an odd one, seeing as no-one seemed to hype them up too much this time, which was probably a good thing because it gave people a chance to be surprised as they went for a mostly singles based set but from equal tracks from every album. I knew it was worth leaving Rage though when they closed on a terrifying version of 'Roland' (8/10).

Sunday: Much busier day today, kicking off with My Morning Jacket who were, good but not great as they went for a mostly new album oriented set (6/10). Battles were great but let down by a poor sound that seemed insistent on not letting John Stainer's always incredible drumming be heard. Weird scenes when some of the crowd treated 'Atlas' as a lad rock sing-along, but 'Tonto' and 'Race:In' were out of worldly (7/10). Unfortunately had to miss British Sea Power in favour of Battles, but next up on the Kings Tut stage were Vampire Weekend who in a slightly bigger tent than MGMT the day before manage to fill with complete idiots too. Weekend's set was solid with pretty much the best of their debut being played and played well, but, they felt miles away and well over three quarters of the crowd were only paying attention when 'a-punk' was on, and even then they struggled (7/10). Luckily for us, Yeasayer went on an hour late meaning they didn't clash with their New York Afro-beat rivals and, were completely necessary after the drudgery of people at Weekend. Yeasayer give the other punk rock performance of the weekend and destroy the small Futures Tent without even trying or being hindered by the poor turn-out. By complete contrast of what had just happened, they played a passionate and energetic set which, due to the use of electronic instruments in their live performance, reminded me alot of Animal Collective. Not what I was expecting, but fantastically executed (9/10). Then the day flew out of proportion for a while; perhaps it was the copious amounts of cider but Justice in the dance tent followed by the National was by far the greatest moment of the weekend. Justice literally blew people away kicking open their set with album opener 'Genesis', the cross illuminating in gold as the music blasts through their 18 Marshall cabs and ripping through such fantastic songs as 'D.A.N.C.E' and 'DNVO' (10/10). The walk from that tent to Pet Sounds was one of hyperactivity as the pue hysteria that just took place sank in as we left a very dark tent out into the open air; jumping over many obstacles of drugged up guys and girls to get through. When we arrived at The National, they'd just began 'Start a War' a crux in their set for sometime now and from there just took off. The National just gave what every other guitar based rock band of the weekend couldn't; brilliantly executed songs, a massive almost orchestral sound, and a really exciting energy and connection between all the players involved (8 in total) that was almost scary to watch. Here The National challenged perceptions and their peers whom were also in attendance (Interpol, R.E.M) and thus took the festival to a special place even if for just 50 minutes (10/10). By contrast of what had just prevailed, Kings of Leon and Holy Fuck both seemed a bit cagey by comparison; both were good, and perhaps if both on the previous day could have left more of an impression, but neither could keep up to the standard or how high the bar had just been raised by two pretty similar acts. All that was left then was for R.E.M to close the festival; a choice that had us debating into the early hours with the conclusion that, perhaps they weren't the best choice if you wanted a band with a huge supply of "bigger songs" to close the festival, but that you couldn't fault them for their performance or really their pretty varied set choice. Yes all but 'Everybody Hurts' were there as far as big singles go (although they didn't look massively bothered about playing them) and yes, newer material had to feature; there is an album to push after all. But that took up approximately half the set, leaving the rest to be old gems that perhaps would have been better placed at an actual R.E.M gig rather than a main stage festival appearance; but that is who R.E.M are and at least they still gave most of the fans what they wanted so it wasn't like it was an entirely selfish show, more of an agreement between the band and the audience to allow balance and thus keeping the integrities of both parties (8/10).

Phew. So that was my T in the Park experience. Conclusions would be; MGMT and Vampire Weekend and inexplicably over hyped and leaves the question of "why them and not the national or yeasayer?", there was something for everyone to enjoy and at least by having both acts like Battles and Amy Winehouse it kept unsavoury types separated and finally that, going to festivals that are so nice and well behaved it's a little bit unnerving; particularly when you consider the size of the thing. Will I go again next year? depends on the line-up, however if it continues to be one as varied as this year and as pleasant, I don't see why not.

its been a while

but you understand I've been up for a few hours and now its 9:22 am:

I don't trust art school kids cuz I can't tell whether they're being genuine or not; my experience of artists are far-away people who either down-dress or go completely zany but always have little goatees. I don't like art that much anyway, most of it doesn't seem to effect me much; guess I just don't see life in that way.
Anyway, me and my mates often go to this bar that's designed for students at the art school (which is kinda beyond me anyway because why you'd want to study something like art in Norwich I'll never know) and they rarely ask but if they do its cool cuz a couple of my mates do study here and they are allowed guests. And I mean, we certainly look the part. I know the borderlines of how young people dress are pretty blurred anyway but we, looks wise anyway, fit in with this lot; tonight I'm wearing my yellow/blue tablecloth check fred perry (£25 at the worlds biggest vintage market; tk maxx!!) and black girls drains; and this is a look you can find pretty easily with this crowd.
We go to do this thing called "the three oranjeboom challenge" which is basically us just buying cans of this cheap Dutch beer of the same name three at a time and giving off the impression that we're really good at drinking or something (also it's the only place that stocks Desperado's, you know that beer and tequila drink?) and we often get comments from people saying this; really though we just think we're funny when we know we're not. I also go because I like the place itself; its set in what used to be one of the many churches in the city before we more or less gave up on religion entirely in yet another apathetic (or worse atheist stance led by the biggest hypocritical cock end of them all Richard Dawkings who take people like my dad in and do exactly the same thing they accuse religion of) move by the people of Norwich; and this makes it large and lofty and spacious. There are chairs and couches everywhere and a stage with a pool table on it (bar rules 1-10 in multi-coloured chalk on a board nearby) and a large paper zepplin presumably made by one or many of these students. There's also a few paintings hanging around but its unclear who actually made them which doesn't help my dilemma or distrust any more and these are OK. On one wall (its actually an alcove to both the entrance and fire exit to the place) there are bottle after bottle of jagermeister (all empty) lined up on the edge (we think they're stuck on because it would be a health hazard otherwise but we can't help but throw things at them to see what happens - nothing yet).
And as for the students, well, I generally don't feel a lot for them (probably linked to their art I geuss) there's a lot of them and they're less annoying than the "average" student and it's constant desire to get in your face and drink a lot and be "wacky", but they're just there, and I guess that's fine. I mean some of the girls are very attractive and stuff and a couple are even a little mysterious (these potentially are the only true artists of the group) but that's about as noteworthy as it gets. So when I don't feel much for the students I can't help feeling much about their "work". It seems to me that there's way too many "artists" around at the moment. A quirky quick-fix which I guess isn't hurting anyone but inflating a lot of egos (not that this bunch will show that, they're sly like that) and I guess that's what modern art was founded on. It's just that there's so many of them claiming to do it I guess. When I used to go this college in the city for people all around the surrounding areas the kids who took art then weren't very artistic or interesting (mind you, barely anyone at that college were particularly artistic or interesting - it's amazing I found any decent people there at all) and now some of them have kept this pseudo dream up by going to Art School and getting full blown diplomas in something that's supposed to be expressive.
I guess this is what all this stems from; back in high school I was all excited and fresh faced about being able to take Music as an actual subject. And some of it was OK; mostly when we were allowed to let rip and just jam in our own little collectives and for that age and time, it was fine. But when they actually started to try and teach us shit about %90 of us didn't want to know. Most of this was out of a dislike for the bumbling teachers and the material they tried to force feed us, but for me personally it turned out to be more of a protest. I got increasingly dissatisfied with the course as it went on because, at the same time, I was going home and finding all these new exciting bands and carried the torch of punk rock that little bit further and basically realised that I didn't learn anything from sheet music or classic composers or even the teacher's pitiful attempts at trying to teach "modern music" (I read in the paper not so long ago that they want to include 'Britpop' as part of the syllabus to appeal to that key 14-16 yr old demo. - which is hilarious is my view because it means suggesting that britpop was indeed ever a relevant or important shift in music and not ripping other stuff off shamelessly) I learnt from life experiences and finding sounds for myself and then expressing them in my playing of an instrument (Bass Guitar, since you asked).
And so basically all I got from those two years (which for any 14 to 16 year old is hardly plain sailing as it is anyway) was the idea that "you can't teach stuff that is supposed to be a personal expression or people's opinions" (this later re-appeared in my life at that aforementioned college when I took on it's awful "Sociology" course). And when I see my peers, people my age walking around an arts school hanging out with each other and not doing much else I generally don't trust them. Because it must mean that they've bought something I consider complete bullshit (of course, one or two of them will be using it to their advantage and therefore winning and I say kudos to them but at this current moment in time it's pretty hard to tell because I have to try and socialise with these people so I don't bother witch-hunting).
So I don't really trust art school students, but then again, who the fuck died and put me in charge?